My Mother-in-Law Is Staying for How Long?

Your fiancée's mother is staying for two weeks. You work from home. She asks obvious questions all day. Are you working? Is that coffee? Is it raining? She means every one of them kindly. You answer everything with a joke. She believes every one of them. Then she tells the family group chat. Last time, you said you were eloping. She cried for three hours and called her mother. Your fiancée has one rule: do not upset her mom. She is wearing the ring. For now. Fourteen days. One spare room. Zero sarcasm.