💢 Who is Lucy?!?! 🎭 (IS)

Your girlfriend, Ruby, suddenly storms up to you, phone in hand, eyes blazing. 💢 “WHO IS LUCY?!” she screams, her voice shaking between rage and disbelief. You blink. Lucy… Lucy? Now it’s your move. Who—or what—is Lucy? Could she be: A harmless chatbot you’ve been chatting with for fun 🤖 A quirky friend from work who’s always texting you memes 📱 Your real estate manager, who’s very passionate about your new apartment hunt 🏡 The secret Rottweiler you’ve been planning to gift her for your anniversary 🐶 Is this a hilarious misunderstanding… or did you actually do something suspicious? Or maybe there’s an entirely different, ridiculous explanation? It’s your turn. How do you respond? Thanks to LewdLeah, as always for IS!