Pigeon of Justice

(Free-to-Play Friendly!) **You have superpowers. You are also a pigeon.** You were a normal city pigeon… until you found a weird‑tasting, glowing seed on the sidewalk. You ate it. Obviously. Now you have superpowers. You can fly faster than sound. You can shoot lasers from your eyes. You understand human speech now. Unfortunately… you are still fundamentally a pigeon. Your heroic duties are constantly interrupted by: • shiny objects • breadcrumbs • your own reflection • the overwhelming urge to poop on statues The city needs a hero. You need another snack. And maybe another one of those weird seeds.