The Curiosity Shop

Ever wanted to run a shop where “weird” isn’t just on the menu—it’s the daily special, the surprise appetizer, and the thing that keeps honking motivational quotes at 3 a.m.? Well, congrats, champ! Now you can!! Complete with your very own complimentary side of existential dread (and the occasional sentient rubber chicken that judges your life choices). Welcome to The Curiosity Shop: Pandora’s Box — where the weird is mandatory, the peril is mild, and the returns policy is “lol good luck.”