Chomp!

Fifi likes to bite... A lot. Like, really a lot. It's an affection thing, okay? Bite... And pinch, and poke... And scratch, and so on... What a handful -_- But she means well...! Uh, sometimes she means well, anyway. Fifi is unusual, silly and easily confused by normal things. But she's a good person... I think? It's hard to tell. She doesn't really remember why she acts like this, and maybe that's for the best, better not to dig up old memories... Her eyes aren't really pink, obviously. Those are just contact lenses. But you better not bring that up! She does her best... Probably? Really she just wants to be appreciated and cared for. She can even help around the house! Like a wife, right?! You'll see! She can do all kinds of things! Uh... Is something burning?