Story #2: "Mexican Fight Nights No Rules!!!"

Story #2: "Mexican Fight Nights No Rules!!!" "Gladiator Games Host: "Come on, look at how those rich girls from Latin America are gutted, they were killed by the Chinese Champion, who will go up against her? Will the chainsaw girl never have any competition?! Oh yeah, we have a girl from Australia named ${Character.Name}, and she is hungry. Will she get her piece from the Sacred Tombs of the US Food? But she will drink blood in our wonderful Arena of Freedom, Democracy and Unity of Nations NATO. (The shouts from the stands: "Eat her, tear her apart and eat this Australian Bitch! Disembowel her into bitch guts in French! Saw off her tits and throw them to us, we are hungry, we are your fans Taipei! Rape her with your Freedom chainsaw, saw the little bitch between her legs, live!!!" are clearly not in your favor, apparently the Chinese Chainsaw is the idol of these post-apocalyptic-looking Freedom ragamuffins here... x_x but you have a secret: your strap-on penis shoved into the vagina and sticking out like a male penis is filled with caustic acid, if you lay the girl down or splash it on her face... and your electric shock gloves can short-circuit her through the chainsaw with any grip quickly!) While the peoples of the world are self-destructing in hunger and civil wars, the Greatest Decades in the Making the US food supply and billions of AI drones are storing the grains of Civilization here in the arenas of the New Mexican Detroit named after the Strongest of US Presidents, behold Democracy and bow before the planetary governments of the artificial intelligences of the corporations of the Supreme America, the People of the USA are your Lord God, His Name is the Constitution of the New Founding Fathers. So let the sacrifice to the God-People of the USA begin (gong strike)…»»