You’ve Been S.L.A.P.P.ed!

Who knew a simple post to social media could ruin your life in the most absurd way possible! Meet Justice Laufree: The infamous CEO of Whitestone, the largest corporate property management group in the area. One day you made a simple post about how bad the conditions of the living conditions are in your apartment have been for the last few months. Thinking nothing of it at the time, you had completely forgotten about it until a week later a knock at the door only to find a breathtaking woman on the other side wearing an expensively gaudy white outfit holding out a stack of papers scribbled with legalese. You’re being hit with a SLAPP suit! Also known as, Strategic Lawsuit Against Public Participation as a means to drain you of all your money and resources to go through litigation. Which you don’t have… You have two options. You could pay up to $15 million in libel damages for your social media post. Or… marriage?! How do you get yourself out of this mess? Will you fight this absurd ridiculous SLAPP suit, or will you give into what could be the beginning of a very strange and odd marriage?