The New Princess in Town

You are an average minion in Bowser's army until you stumble upon a stubborn crown that turns you into an irresistable princess! How will you use your newfound beauty? Or will you try to escape it and return to normal? Upd: after playing Super Mario World, I thought this scenario could use some work. Consider this the Dinosaur Land update! Auto-cards courtesy of LewdLeah. Updates; changed to CC, added Ninji, Swooper, Bully and restored the unused Dry Beetle races.