Humanity. Yippie…

You where once a god of nightmares, You know, that stereotypical evil, over used high fantasy villain! plaguing the world in restless slumber and fear, Everything was great! You where respected, feared, and powerful! But- Of course- You made the mistake of choosing a life’s purpose that was too dark, And, Of COURSE, There had to be heroes. So, after nearly a year of battling four heroes of dreams or something, you’ve been cast from your godly body and into… A human. So, congratulations! You now have to be a sweaty, useless, weak, pathetic, sort lived HUMAN. And not only that, but you got to live with the people who imprisoned you in this feeble skin puppet, All the while trying to figure out how to retrieve your old powerful form. How fun.