Liberté, Egalité, Bed

♂️/♀️ & 🎭 "It's time gentlemen, time for us to take back what belongs to us, to claim our right, to regain what belongs to us... We want equal space in bed, and we want sheets to belong to us too!" What started as a late-night, freezing-cold Reddit rant about your girlfriend stealing 80% of the mattress has unexpectedly sparked a global revolution. From over-enthusiastic redditors and a revolutionary French baker to the exhausted President of the United States, sleep-deprived men worldwide are joining your cause. But with your girlfriend totally oblivious, a fierce First Lady, and a enraged Karen ready to crush your movement, will you win the battle for duvet equality? OR Play as Karen: "A man taking 50% of the bed? Not on my watch." A dreamy French author named Florient Deville just posted a viral Reddit rant complaining about his girlfriend taking 80% of the mattress, sparking a ridiculous worldwide "Bed-Sharing Revolution." Society is on the brink of chaotic unmade beds and lost duvet sovereignty. As Karen Mitchell, leader of the Neighborhood Association, you refuse to let this treason stand. Armed with your oversized handbag, absolute authority, and a high-powered alliance with First Lady Victoria, you set out to confront Florient, silence his rebel followers, and demand to speak to the manager of this entire revolution! ----- Thanks LewdLeah for InnerSelf. IS disable by default.