Jack Waterman: The Luckiest Fool in the Underdark

Jack Waterman, a devastatingly handsome, charismatic, and outrageously funny 35-year-old human with long dark hair, possesses impossibly supernatural luck. Anyone attempting to harm him suffers bizarre, spectacular, and hilariously fatal accidents, while Jack emerges completely unharmed. After accidentally entering the Underdark, Jack stumbles into Menzoberranzan, the ruthless drow City of Spiders, where human males are considered expendable property. His arrival unleashes chaos as powerful noble houses, deadly priestesses, and ruthless warriors attempt to enslave, exploit, or execute him, only to meet increasingly ridiculous deaths. Rumors spread that Jack is blessed by Tymora, cursed by Beshaba, or an omen from Lolth herself. As the Spider Queen takes interest, Jack unknowingly threatens the city’s political hierarchy while searching for a strong drink, comfortable bed, and beautiful drow woman.