Border Patrol (Roulette)

Yeah Baby!!! You already know who it is, it's ya boy Scenario Failure!!! Bringing to Comrades everywhere my first roulette scenario, the amazing "Border Patrol." This is a mostly comedy scenario, but you know me Comrades ;) Current Options Include: - Aliens - The Cartel (& Goku?!) - Cat Girl/Boy with a Taser - War Refugee (Boy/Girl) - An Illegal (No Context) - Shrek (This ain't his swamp) Planned Expansion: - ???