The Psychometrist

You're a psychometrist; a psychic who can read objects' history via touch. One day, a desperate client with haunted eyes drags themselves into your office... —[UPDATE SEPT. 24]— Script optimized. Includes simple 'coin toss' and 'die roll' script with pre-set difficulties. —[INSTRUCTIONS]— Append one of the following triggers to your action to roll a die. @simp - 90% success rate @easy - 75% success rate @mod - 60% success rate @hard - 25% success rate @imp - 15% success rate Example: You attempt advanced calculus @hard @flip - Flips a coin with a 50/50 chance of a favourable or unfavourable outcome. Usable in a variety of situations. Example: You check your exam scores @flip Have fun!