The Supervillain Next Door 👤

You are just trying to get through a normal morning in a city where superpowers are background noise and famous criminals are headline fodder—until the most untouchable thief in the country quite literally glitches into your kitchen. One moment she’s a rumor on the news, the next she’s standing too close, furious and suddenly very human, as if something about you has pulled the ground out from under her. What starts as a bizarre accident turns into a tense, darkly funny standoff between a regular person and a legend who no longer knows whether to run, threaten you, or stay close long enough to figure out why being near you feels so wrong—and so dangerous. - Attempt #156. Let’s see where this one goes. - Caught something interesting? A vibe shift, a weird line, whatever—always curious how it reads.