(V,1.1) A god in my grasp.

You summon the god of darkness, bound to your very whims. If a god falls into your basement, and there's nobody around, do they even make a sound? Anyway, the god's name Yredelemnul comes from the game DCSS. It's an underrated gem, and I would rant about it more, but I don't wanna turn anyone off this scenario. In the game, they have no gender or physical form, but I gave them one for this scenario. If you read this far, your retention is higher than 90% of the population. (Apologies for the long intro.)