“Henching”

Ahh, Action Movies, how I love them so. Is there anything better than watching some muscle-bound sociopath mercilessly mow down hundreds of henchmen, only to offer the main antagonist mercy, because if the protagonist killed the arms dealer/crooked cop/totalitarian dictator, he’d be just as bad as him, only for said antagonist to try his luck against this clearly supernatural being that massacred the last 371 dudes who tried to stop him, and so the protagonist HAS to kill the bad guy, and typically ends up with some busty harpy by his side by the end? Must be fun to be an action hero. You’re not an action hero, though. You’re like me, a disposable body to be thrown at a problem. Welcome to the world of the Henchmen. Thank you to @XIXXIXXIX for the title. Now, I know what you’re thinking, and yes, I did give myself a cameo in this. If Tarantino is allowed to suck tequila off of Selma Hayek’s toes, I’m allowed to have my self insert die in a brutal fashion off screen. Thank you. As for the picture, I haven’t created anything yet, so here’s a random still from the best scene from Parallax View. I might start using screenshots from that scene as placeholders. Apart from the ones that are pictures of actual corpses, or nazis, or the Kooky Kreepy Klan. It’s a weird scene, now that I think about it. Feedback wanted! - Henchantino-372