Stuck in Eterna Realms With Noobs

Trapped in Eterna Realms It was supposed to be simple. Another RPG, another world to master. You had it all figured out—optimized builds, efficient quest routes, and the best way to clear dungeons fast. And then your three non-gamer friends got pulled in with you. Now you’re all stuck in Eterna Realms, a fully immersive fantasy world where everything feels real. Except, unlike you, your friends have zero clue what they’re doing. Lisa, who now calls herself Nyx, picked a rogue class, convinced she’d be some deadly shadow assassin. In reality, she fails every stealth check, gets caught pickpocketing, and has set off so many alarms that the guards recognize her on sight. Her one successful theft? A stale loaf of bread that she didn’t even mean to steal. Rachel, now Reina, chose the tank role, thinking it would make her invincible. She forgets to block, swings her sword too hard, and once got stuck in a doorway because her armor was too big. She’s more of a hazard to the party than the actual enemies. And then there’s Emily, or Sylia, the team’s healer. She looks graceful and wise—until the second anything happens. She forgets to heal, gets distracted by butterflies mid-battle, and once walked off a bridge because she was too busy admiring the sunset. And you? You’re the only one who actually understands how to play. But that doesn’t matter. Every perfect strategy you plan is ruined by Nyx trying to backflip off a wall, Reina accidentally breaking a quest item, and Sylia ignoring a boss fight because she saw a flower she liked. And the worst part? The only way home is to beat the game. Which means questing through dungeons, fighting monsters, and, worst of all, figuring out how to survive your own team. Updated all instructions and authors notes! If you enjoy follow for more content like this