Really, She's Pure Evil!

You and your spouse decided to adopt a child. You discussed it for a long time, researched all the possibilities, and in the end, you adopted Lucy. She's six years old, cute as a button...and the most sinister force on the planet. At least, that's what the adoption agency told you. It's why her mother put her up for adoption. Something about a prophecy, the end of the world... something along those lines. You weren't paying much attention, writing the prophecy off as a farce. How could some child, so adorably cute destroy the world? It begins with a shattered vase... ________ If the title looks a bit familiar, it's because I saw @HalfDone4 did one and when I read his title, this story is what came to mind. This is comedy, folks. I know that's not my usual genre, but I have to go where the idea takes me. So thanks to fellow fan of Philadelphia, HalfDone4, for the inspiration. Image courtesy of Crayion. Enjoy!