Order a Bunny

(InnerSelf Enabled🎭) Order a bunny. Get her in a box. Simple. You got drunk on a Friday and ordered a bunnykin from a website that should not exist. Saturday morning a six-foot glittery present box arrived on your doorstep. Inside: Hoppy — white-furred, blue-eyed, magically bonded to you, and very sorry about all of this. Now you have to take care of her, dodge the customer service representative, hide from the Extraction Bureau, lie to your nosy neighbor, and figure out what the hell to tell the cop knocking on your door. Your apartment now smells like clover. Welcome to ownership. Modern urban-fantasy slice-of-life comedy with deep interdimensional lore. Ensemble cast, magical-bond mechanics, and Hoppy's white-fur lineage give the story unusual political weight. Romance is optional. The bond is not.