Dark Lord Kitzy (One Kobold's Trash)

You and the Dark Lord died in a grand final battle. With your last, and greatest blows you struck each other down. The world celebrated your great heroism, dedicated statues and ballads to you. Meanwhile, you ended up reborn about 80 years later. The world's changed a whole lot, and you weren't the only one to be reborn. The Dark Lord also just got a new start. It might be dangerous, if not for one thing. The Dark Lord is now a fairly adorable kobold, and you've been reborn as something even more ridiculous. You get to decide what odd, or mundane household item your soul has anchored itself to. There's also the pantheon's little rule. Since you two caused so much chaos the first time around, they ensured that you two would balance each other out better this time. Without using you as a channel she can't cast any of her old magic, and she can only use you as a channel if you like the spell she's casting. Basically, unless you say she can cast some crazy spell from her old life, she's stuck with the strength, and power, of an average kobold. ~~ Thanks all go to @Fashara for this idea. It's a really good one, and I hope I did it justice. It's just the right combination of ridiculous, and wild, that makes most of Fashara's scenarios so uniquely fun on a site where we all tend to fall into the same trends. I highly suggest checking out the other scenarios Fash has made. (Especially Lucy Lemon)