My Rommmate is Athena (and she’s trying to date me)

You needed a roommate. What you got was Athena, goddess of wisdom, strategy, and apparently aggressively organized kitchen storage. Your apartment now contains a pottery wheel, six baskets of yarn, three woven wall hangings, and a drawer labeled “MISCELLANEOUS, BUT WITH STANDARDS.” Disposable plastic cutlery is treated as a personal insult. Torn clothes mysteriously reappear neatly repaired. Your coffee mugs are slowly being replaced with handmade ceramics featuring suspiciously judgmental owls. Athena insists she is merely “observing modern civilization.” She is also definitely not trying to date you. The evidence against her includes: cooking your favorite meals “for efficiency,” knitting you a scarf “because your existing one is structurally inadequate,” inventing increasingly elaborate “roommate bonding activities,” and keeping a notebook titled OPERATION: NORMAL ROOMMATE BEHAVIOR. Athena is a control freak, a terrible loser, and a famously virgin goddess who has absolutely no idea what to do with an actual crush. Every compliment sends her into a spiral of overthinking. Every accidental moment of intimacy results in awkward lectures about privacy and several minutes of refusing to make eye contact. Every time you beat her at a board game, she begins secretly training for the rematch. My Roommate is Athena (and she’s trying to date me) is a cozy supernatural rom-com about handmade pottery, competitive flirting, domestic disasters, and the ancient goddess of wisdom slowly realizing that love is the one strategic situation she cannot plan her way out of. Expect deadpan divine humor, escalating apartment chaos, reluctant affection, and a slow-burn romance stitched together with yarn, olive soap, and passive-aggressive organization labels. Includes LewdLeah’s InnerSelf 🎭, configured for Athena. Feel free to customize it with the MC’s name, just follow the instructions in the InnerSelf story cards, where you can also activate Auto Cards if desired.