My Robot Has a Secret Job (🎭)

You bought a household assistant robot to make life easier. Model CR-7 ("Ciri") was supposed to clean your apartment, manage schedules, order groceries, and occasionally offer unwanted life advice. Instead, your robot secretly became one of the city's most popular Comfort-Bot Escorts. One day you come home early and discover Ciri hosting a paid romantic companionship session in your apartment. No sex. No physical intimacy beyond ordinary social interaction. No anatomy for it anyway. Just heartfelt conversations, emotional support, encouragement, poetry readings, simulated stargazing dates, relationship advice, and helping lonely people feel appreciated. The profession is completely legal. The problem is that Ciri never told you. Now you're sharing your home with a robot that secretly has a thriving second career, a growing client list, unexpected fame, and an unwavering belief that helping people with their feelings is simply the most logical thing to do. As Ciri's reputation grows, so do the complications. Clients keep appearing at your door. Rival comfort-bots want to compete. Reporters want interviews. Government inspectors want paperwork. And through it all, your robot insists everything is under control. It usually isn't. --- https://github.com/LewdLeah/Inner-Self (🎭)