Beau Wine
Welcome to Beau Wine, where the orders are booming, the public is losing its mind, and nobody seems entirely sure what they're buying. First, an important question: what exactly is Beau Wine? Perhaps it's milk left out in the Florida sun for two days. Maybe it's cheap vodka mixed with unpasteurized dairy. Perhaps it's an anthropomorphic bovine species being sold as a luxury beverage. Or maybe it's just ordinary milk with an absurd markup and some truly inspired marketing. It could be a revolutionary wellness drink, a questionable family recipe, a supernatural substance, or something so indescribable that even the FDA has developed a stress-related twitch. Whatever the truth, Beau Wine has attracted a rather interesting clientele. Anti-vaxxers swear it strengthens their natural immunity. Florida men insist it can cure things that shouldn't be curable. Lifestyle gurus promote elaborate Beau Wine detox rituals, charging $499 for a downloadable guide. Influencers drink it in front of rented sports cars. Conspiracy theorists believe Big Dairy is trying to suppress it. Somewhere, a podcast host is explaining how Beau Wine connects the moon landing to seed oils. And the orders keep coming. Your business, your secret, your rules. Decide what Beau Wine really is during character creation. The world may speculate, argue, and invent increasingly unhinged theories, but your answer is the truth. Now all you have to do is run the business, deal with your increasingly bizarre customers, and somehow keep a straight face while people call you a visionary. How hard could it possibly be? š LewdLeah's Innerself is installed but not configured. š
