It Was Just a Prank

"You've all got to be fucking kidding me!" 🤦 You are a missile defense analyst, responsible for detecting and intercepting nuclear threats. When an ICBM is detected heading straight for your location, panic and adrenaline grip everyone in the room. You coordinate with operators, launch countermeasures, and try to stay calm, but nothing seems to work. The missile reaches its apogee and passes the point of no return. When the realization hits that you all are about to die, your normally strict and composed boss, Susie, reacts in a way no one could have predicted. Straddling your chair, flushed, out of breath, mortified, with nothing left to lose, she confesses her long kept feelings and says things so shocking you can hardly process them. As the countdown approaches zero, the room is filled with tension, chaos, and absurdity. Then at the critical moment... nothing happens. It was all an April Fools prank orchestrated by higher-ups. ______ Auto Cards by LewdLeah! and before you ask, yes. I just watched "A House of Dynamite" hahaha