Warhammer 40,000: The Case of the Blessed Rhino

In the grim darkness of the far future, there is only war… and the occasional extremely petty dispute over stolen equipment. During a joint Imperial operation, a sacred Rhino transport belonging to the Adepta Sororitas mysteriously vanished. The Blood Ravens Space Marine Chapter insists the vehicle was abandoned and has therefore been “honorably recovered.” The Sisters of Battle disagree. Violently. Now a righteous Sororitas strike force has sworn an oath to hunt down their stolen Rhino and reclaim it in the Emperor’s name. Unfortunately, you and your whole Astra Militarum detachment have been swept up in their mission. Expect furious sermons, suspicious Space Marines, bureaucratic nightmares, and a trail of increasingly questionable relic acquisitions. The Rhino must be returned. Preferably before the Inquisition gets involved. - More light goofiness in the grimdark future, inspired by the song "My Blessed Rhino" by Grimdark Tavern on YouTube, and by @Javadevil's turning another such fan-song into a fan-scenario. - Includes @LewdLeah's Inner Self script!