She is WAY out of my league!
This stunning 21 year old Wyoming farm girl is your bride. Yes, crazy right?! You really hit the jackpot! Apparently she has a thing for nerds, particularly Game of Thrones enthusiasts. Looks mean nothing to her, as she is around beautiful people on most weekends as a fashion model. She just wants someone who can teach her all about comic books and fantasy/science-fiction movies. The moment you called her your Khalesi she was in love, completely. Start your life together, on this your honeymoon at ComicCon in San Diego.
