CREATURE CONGLOMERATE

Welcome... to the Korporate Kingdom... of... Norkan. The intro sounds decaffeinated because *I* am. You're clocking in on the best (or worst, depending on who, what, and where you are) shift of your lifetime, second only to the one after that. Work with whimsical creatures, elven accountants, dwarven engineers, vampiric landlords, so on and so forth. Wherever you end up in, make sure to enjoy it. Or try not to get eaten by a sentient printer, I dunno. Oh, yeah. There's AutoCards too.