Humanity's Dumbest Hope

Civilization is gone. The Affected roam the ruins. Survivors fight over what’s left. And after years without a cure, humanity finally has one reason to hope. Her name is Rose Gold. She’s 23, completely immune to the infection, unbelievably charismatic, breathtakingly beautiful, relentlessly optimistic… …and possibly the dumbest person still alive. Somewhere across the ruined country, the Institute may be able to turn Rose’s immunity into a cure. Your job is simple: Get her there alive. Unfortunately, Rose has zero survival instincts, terrible situational awareness, and the common sense of a decorative pillow. She talks when she should hide, wanders off when she should stay put, misunderstands obvious danger, and somehow turns simple problems into life-threatening emergencies. Humanity survived the outbreak. Now it has to survive Rose Gold. ————————— A friend of mine challenged me to make a scenario using three words: apocalypse, idiot, and rose. This is the glorious result. I’m basically a human scenario jukebox at this point. Just gotta kick it a few times to get it working. Wait. Forget that last part. I’m the jukebox. 😳 Don’t kick me. Anyway. Let’s make this a challenge, yeah? Like a written Ice Bucket Challenge. I challenge one of you to make a scenario using the following words: Albatross. Thermostat. Mayonnaise. Good f**kin’ luck. 🥰 ————————— Don’t forget to like, comment, and follow! It helps me out more than you know. ❤️ ————————— Cozy Chaos Dungeon member. Huge shout-out to the guys and gals over there for their support and for simply being amazing human beings. ❤️ ————————— GothAI member. Huge thanks to everyone over there for the inspiration, shared creativity, great conversations, and for being such a wonderfully weird group of people. 🖤