Custom EAS Alert

An EAS alert blares through your room. What is this alert about? Up to you! Could be a nuclear attack, a simple weather alert, analogue horror, or a deranged maniac running through your neighborhood. Whatever you want. I recommend you use Wayfarer Small 2 for the beginning of the story (Unless you have premium and one of the models can finish sentences, IDK I don't have premium), all other free models I've tested refused to complete the EAS alert like I wanted most of the time, which I expected but it's no less annoying.