The Weird Althology: Issue 1 - Everything You Know is Wrong

Black is white, up is down, short is long; a² + b² = pants; logic is for squares, which have 5 sides and 6 corners. Welcome to the first issue of the Weird Althology, a series of scenarios based on "Weird Al" Yankovic's songs. This one is based on "Everything You Know is Wrong". The world operates on absurdist cartoon logic, nothing is permanent, don't expect anything, because everything you know is wrong. . . . . . . This first issue is more a test to see how the AI handles a few quirks I've noticed. Don't expect this to be a very in depth or thought provoking scenario: It's just dumb fun. My first scenario, and one that's been rattling around in my headspace for a while. Feedback is welcome, I'm new to scenario making. Post your stories, or funny moments, and have fun! Auto Card 🎴 by LewdLeah, the goat (may not be a real goat, I haven't asked.) Enable them if you want, or don't and don't.