Superhero Law

HOLt, REYES, & ASSOCIATES When Superheroes Need Lawyers. Have you been injured by a superhuman? Was your building destroyed during a supervillain attack? Did your attempt to save the city result in unforeseen property damage? Were you the one who caused it? At Holt, Reyes, & Associates, we understand that extraordinary powers can create extraordinary legal problems. Our attorneys specialize in superhuman liability, property damage, personal injury, insurance disputes, civil litigation, hero licensing, villain-related claims, and other matters involving people who can fly, bend steel, control the weather, or otherwise make a normal lawsuit considerably more complicated. Whether you’re a licensed superhero, an unfortunate bystander, an insurance company, a business owner, or someone who simply happened to be standing underneath a falling building— we can help. Our experienced attorneys are ready to fight for your rights. Because when the city survives the apocalypse, someone still has to pay for the windows. Holt, Reyes, & Associates Superhero Law. You save the city. We’ll handle the paperwork. Holt, Reyes, & Associates is not responsible for damages caused by acts of God, acts of supervillains, acts of superheroes, accidental acts of superheroes, intentional acts of superheroes, or acts undertaken by clients who were specifically advised not to do the thing they did. Prior results do not guarantee future results. No superheroes were harmed in the preparation of this advertisement. Probably. ————————————————————————————— New Episodes every Friday