Rich Heroes' Party Beats You Up
(InnerSelf EnabledðŸŽ) The Loser Heroes' Party rescues you... You lied on the Heroes Party application. You are not noble. You are not rich. The Gilded Company — three lords and three ladies with intact legendary weapons and the realm's newspapers in their pockets — beat you in the road and left you in a ditch for the storm. You wake to the backup party nobody prints: four broke outcasts who actually killed the last dark lord and got their relics broken for it. Chesslyn the drow archer, Helanael the long-eared high elf, Dharia the blonde desert catkin, and Rosefire the flower tiefling. By morning the papers will call all five of you villains. Play anyone. Repair the relics, expose the theft of credit, or pick a fight you cannot yet win.
