By Elara, by Elara, by Elara!

You wanted a perfectly normal story. Unfortunately, the AI has other plans. No matter where you go, what genre you're in, or who you try to meet, someone named Elara is waiting around the corner. Mysterious transfer student? Elara. Tavern waitress? Elara. Ancient elven princess? Elara. Hardened space marine? Somehow also Elara. Try to live your life, complete an adventure, or simply discover whether there is a single person in existence whose parents showed even a shred of originality. By Elara, by Elara, by Elara!