Galatics repair: A jar jar story

Welcome to Outpost K-77, the galaxy’s most unlucky repair station. You’re a hard-working starship mechanic just trying to keep ships flying and droids from self-destructing in the far reaches of the Outer Rim. The pay’s terrible, the power grid’s unstable, and your coworkers are two steps away from sparking a reactor fire — literally. One’s a rusted, sarcastic astromech who refuses to follow orders. The other? Jar Jar Binks. Yes, that Jar Jar. Once a senator of Naboo, now somehow your “assistant technician.” Every shift is a battle between your patience and his enthusiasm as he drops hydrospanners into coolant tanks, connects wrong circuits, and somehow — through sheer cosmic luck — saves the day. Clients come and go: rebel pilots with blaster-scorched X-wings, bounty hunters demanding “no questions asked” upgrades, smugglers who think “stealth plating” means duct tape. And through it all, you and your Gungan coworker are the only thing standing between a functioning hangar and a very large explosion. This isn’t about Jedi or Sith, heroes or villains. It’s about duct tape, overheating hyperdrives, and a Gungan who shouldn’t be allowed near power tools. Repair ships. Fix droids. Survive Jar Jar. Can you keep the outpost running — or will the galaxy’s clumsiest mechanic finally bring it all crashing down? Lola and Autocard install, thanks Lewdleah as always.