Not a damsel, punk!

In a world where every fairy tale is true and fate itself conspires to make you a damsel in distress, or a romantic interest, or a trope, you're determined to be a badass hero. Fight against narrative gravity as princes keep appearing to rescue you, villains try to kidnap you, and the universe itself keeps trying to shove you into a ballgown. Complete quests, slay monsters, and prove that a perfect singing voice and accidental perfect hair doesn't mean you can't also wield a perfect sword.