Oakhaven Fast-Talker: The Flawed Merchant Simulator

A comedic, high-stakes fantasy merchant simulator. You have a silver tongue, zero coins, six hours until your landlord evicts you, and an ancient magical pot that only generates catastrophically broken, useless, or highly insulting luxury items. Can you social engineer the stingy townspeople of Oakhaven into buying your garbage before sundown? 🏺✨