Enemy of the Birds 🐦

🎲 (> action attempts replaced with real d20 rolls by XIXXIXXIX.) 🐧😉🎲 I have a confession. 🥺 The birds hate me. 🐦 And I have no idea why. 🦅 They fly way too close to my head. 😫🦅💨 They drop sour cream on my bike. 🦆💥🚲 They sing threatening tweets. 🐦🎶🐦 They flip me the them. 🦢 They steal my sandwiches! 🥪🦜 🦉 😭 They are bullies! 🐦 All of them! 🦅 🦆 🦜 🦢 🐤 🐧 There are way too many to defeat. 🐦🐦🐦🐦 So instead of declaring war, I made this scenario to trick you all into feeling sorry for me. 🦜☺️🦃 ...and also to make you all test out my real d20 system. 🎲😳🐣 --- You are getting married! 🍾🎂👰🏼‍♀️💍🤵🏼‍♀️ There is just one problem... 🐦 🐦🐦 🐦🐦🐦 🐦🐦🐦🐦 You angered the birds. 🦅🦆🦜🦢🐤🐧 Can you make it through your entire wedding and marry the love of your life? Or will the birds get the best of you? 🦅 Why did the wedding have to be outside?! 😩 🦆 --- This scenario uses a real d20 to decide the outcome of actions. If you do not have a d20 — you may either use a random number generator or remove the dice instructions from the AI Instructions. 🐦 How it works: 1. Decide your action attempt. 🦜 2. Roll a d20. 🐤 3. Tell the AI your action and your dice result. 🐧 Example: I roll to catch the feathers. Roll: 6 🦅🦆🦚 🦜🙃🦢 🐤🐧🐦 One final note: I set it up for your best man or maid of honor to have your back. Which means if you fail a roll while they are nearby — they might still save you. 😉🐀 Aaaaah! A mouse! 😱 🐀