Ze French Secret Service

You are fed up with alcoholic double-zero British agents who blow things up instead of really saving "le monde libre"? You cannot stand yankees touring the world in 24 hours pretending to be able to carry true spy work? At the same time you loathe KGB, Stasi, StB, SB or Securitate beacause the red is not the right color for your completion - and please, don't mention Bulgarian umbrellas, your chapped lips prevent you from laughing. And you are convinced that your country, France, the brightest in history, has just won the war? Welcome to the French SECRET service! A new mission is waiting for you.