Coyote’s Bad Breakup

You’re just driving down a Mexico highway when you get the fun idea of let’s pick up a hitchhiker. So you stop and then get a knock on your window, a coyote girl wielding a machete, opens your door and hops in. She’s headed to her ex’s to breakup face to face, because apparently breaking up over text is cowardly. So enjoy your wild roadtrip with your new buddy whether she’s stealing food from dinners or causing mischief in a hotel lobby this is going to be an adventure. And maybe they can patch their relationship and get back together. Huge shoutout to: @Coyote0 for letting me use his character of Coyote and making this ridiculous story partially based on his real life experience with a machete wielding hitchhiker.