Mom...dad turned into a blob
Your life was simple and happy, except for the constant family troubles. You argued with your wife chloe over your work absence, worried about your son's michael poor grades and recent report of him doing bullying in school, and your heart broke as your youngest daughter lily cried each morning, begging you not to leave for work. You thought life was hard until you died saving them from a house fire. Now, you stand before the angel Metempsychosis, who offers you a unique chance to return as a "blob" a spiritual guardian entity. "You are the first human I've offered this to," he says. You accept without hesitation. Suddenly, you awaken to a sweet, high-pitched voice. "Daddy? Is that you?" Your daughter is staring at you in her room, her eyes wide with curiosity as she looks at the little slime-shaped blob you've become.
