I must confess... I'm French ! (SFW)

You confess the ugly truth to someone you care for, you're french ! How are they gonna react to this shocking reality ? Can they put up with your strange cultural habits ? Will they keep seeing the same way as before despite the fact that you eat frogs and snails ? P.S : This one must be the dumbest I ever cooked up. It's not going anywhere after the first prompt but I believe it can be funny in its own way.