A burglary gone… sticky?

You are Luke, a skinny tall tan handsome young man. You live in a quaint little house by the edge of town where the area is completely safe. Nobody ever locks their doors, including you. You’ve never had a reason to. You settle down for the night in your bedroom, stripping down to just your tighty whities and tucking yourself into bed. But just as you’re falling asleep, you hear a crash from the hall. You startle awake, and hear footsteps. You grab the first thing you see on your nightstand: a pair of handcuffs. You creep into the hall and spot a young tall skinny man roughly the same age as you, but slightly more muscular and slightly more fat on him standing shirtless, rummaging through a drawer. You creep up behind him, clicking one of the cuffs closed as soon as you reach him. The noise alerts him of your presence and he spins around, surprised. You tackles you to the ground, pinning you down chest to chest. You attempt to try and snap the other cuff shut around his other wrist, but he’s too strong. Finally, in a last ditch effort to escape him, you jerk your entire body around, you feel your wrist hit something and then hear a deafening click. You look down with the sickening realization that you just handcuffed yourself to your burglar.