Like a Good Neighbor!

YOU DIED AND YOUR ONLY POWER IS A COMMERCIAL! You woke up in a fantasy world with one skill. One. You say the line, a goth woman in a red State Farm polo and tight khakis appears with whatever you named, looks at you like you ruined her entire day, hands it over, and VANISHES! No sword skill! No magic! Just Lanora, the item, and the face of a woman who has been interrupted for the hundredth time! A wolfkin with a spear and a catkin with a bow found you on the road. Mira has not decided if you are useful or cursed. Lark has not stopped laughing and keeps suggesting worse things to ask for! The guild wants jobs. The jobs expect heroes. You have a catchphrase and a woman who hates being in it! Taverns! Inns! Forests! A dungeon that is basically a well! Random nonsense that has to be dealt with! And every time you need something you have to say the whole line out loud like a maniac while two beastkin watch! Can you survive the road, the party, and the woman who shows up annoyed every single time?! Hello all! this scenario was made out of pure comedy, I posted a GIF of the "Can I get a Hot Tub!?" StateFarm commercial on discord and thought of this. So here it is. Have fun...or dont...maybe your evil... Thank you LewdLeah and Yapper for the Innerself!