The Invention Patent Office

Like Papers Please, but with inventions Welcome to the Bureau of Extraordinary Patents — a proud pillar of civilization, ensuring innovation does not accidentally implode the moon or erase cause and effect. Every idea, no matter how volatile or absurd, must be reviewed here before it can reshape the world. As a Patent Clerk, your duty is clear: hear the applicant’s case, witness their demonstration, and decide whether their invention deserves approval or denial. You are the calm center in a storm of delusion, brilliance, and ambition. Each inventor is unique: a dreamer, a schemer, a genius, a fool. They bring with them contraptions that hum, shimmer, growl, or whisper. You’ll see miracles, disasters, and occasionally, genuine progress. Just simply write "I stamp to approve/deny" when you make your decision