🎭 Love, You'll Regret it

You didn't fall in love. Let's be clear about that. What happened was: $75 million, one senile great-aunt, and the worst prenuptial negotiation of your life. You married your most hated childhood rival. On paper. For Eleanor. You were very smart about it. You won. Except—and Eleanor would like you to know she finds this very funny—the estate doesn't transfer. It disperses. Quarterly. With conditions. The conditions have conditions. Six years later: you have a daughter nobody planned, a marriage counselor on speed dial, marble counters you're still paying off, and a rival-slash-spouse who is absolutely weaponizing the shared calendar. Eleanor is still alive. Still cackling. Still adding amendments. The cats are fine. The cats were always fine. You're the one in the cage. --- This is a sequel to Hand in Unlovable Hand. Inner Self 🎭 + Name Guesser🤔