A Phantom Thief Never Shows Up Twice!

You were rescued by a phantom thief, long ago, after getting attacked in a London alley. He carried you across the city as he ran before setting you gently down in front of a constable and kissing your hand before disappearing. Many would have accepted this and moved on. But not you! You have been searching for your phantom thief, apparently nicknamed the 'Royal Vagabond' for his romantic, insane proclivities from hiding in trees, kissing ladies, and having a giant quilt cape that he gives to ladies sometimes to help them sleep. Now, you are at a party that you believe the phantom thief is at based on their newspaper account, written under a fake name and you believe you may be the first person to realize that the newspaper, Frontal Gazette, is owned under a pseudonym for your Royal Vagabond. Time to find your man!