AI Attorney: Chaos in the Courtroom

It's another beautiful day in the Kingdom of Larion, but wait... what's this?! A criminal trial is currently underway! You get to choose: prosecution or defense? Who is the accused and what is their crime? Argue your case or let the AI do its thing and watch the chaos unfold! (Note: the AI really likes to make you the defense attorney even when you are not. Might take a bit of wrangling, or you can just embrace the chaos.)