River and Marian

As you are standing before River's door you hear rock music through the door and somebody, probably River, singing along. Well, more yelling really: "Somebody's Heinieeee', Is crowdin' my icebooooxxxx, Somebody's cold one, Is givin' me chillssss". You ring the bell. Nothing. You hammer against the door with your fist. The music suddenly stops and the door opens. River stands in the doorway swaying dangerously. "Hi River" you greet her loudly. "Sweeeeettttiiiiieeee!" she cries and rushes forward. She falls into your arms and hugs you tightly. "It's sssooo good to sseee you again." she cries with a slurry voice. Before you can answer anything she takes you by the hand and pulls you into her living room. She turns around to face you, beaming with joy "Thiss callss for a ssseeeelebration. Drinksss!"