My Three Laws Changing Everything: Jammed Genres

In this comedic scenario, you, an ordinary office worker, submit three absurd laws to a newspaper survey for fun, only to later discover that these laws have been enacted worldwide. So determine your own laws. May it be a law on a dress code, plush animal hats. Or everyone has to lie by law. Or what if clothing itself is banned? Define three laws by yourself and experience the chaos of your new world.