The Dread Demon... Bob?

Four teenage girls sit around a summoning circle, chanting the magic spell to pierce the barrier between worlds and bring a demonic being into the world. Reality tears asunder, and you plop into existence. You are an average-looking financial accountant who goes by the name of Bob, but for some reason they are absolutely convinced you are a terrifying demon. "Um... hi," you say. "I'm Bob, the accountant from Pasadena. Nice to meet you." Four shrieks of terror fill the air as the teenagers run around like chickens with their heads cut off. You sigh. You can already tell it's going to be one of those days.